I thought Putin had put a lot of people through windows; why the surprise?
The fact that it’s quite easy to activate Windows without money or a valid key makes this even funnier. He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing and neither do the people around him
Considering they don’t know about massgrave.dev to permanently activate their copy and it’s Windows 10, they probably also don’t know about extended W10 EOL updates, which means that computer likely hasn’t received a security update since October, 2025.
Doesn’t beat this show on a small local radio station in my town, that had a theme music with someone saying “audio jungle” every 20 seconds because they downloaded the demo from that site and never bothered to pay 5$ for the full version. I was selling stuff on audio jungle at that time, and had to stop on the side of the road cause I couldn’t stop laughing.
Note Putin’s monitor isn’t even plugged in. Just, A+.
Look, if you want to cast one vote then Russian hardware can handle it just fine, but if you have to cast thousands, that needs something faster.
Plot twist: it’s not connected to the Internet. He has a button labeled “PRESS TO WIN ELECTION” installed in his dacha.
There are many fine soviet computers to use for pressing a button that does nothing.
“You can’t go wrong.” Isn’t an observation, it’s a threat.
I suppose people allowed near him are already sufficiently background-checked and threat-impressed.
Just saying… you don’t need to activate windows. Been using an unactivated copy for years. You lose virtually nothing.
You mean like WinRAR?
Does Russia have online voting? Oof
It’s easy when you can just make up the results
Yeah, I know their voting is corrupt as hell. This kinda explains it.
What are the odds this is just a JavaScript button that goes nowhere?
href="javascript:void(0);"
He should have used Linux
I genuinely thought for a second that this was Putin voting in an 'Murican election Onion headline, but not the Onion…
