Countdown to Trump taking credit for an American pope being selected. 5, 4, 3…
Countdown till Trump demands the Pope scrap all “DEI” efforts or risk losing tax exemption or some shit
Don’t let your kids be alone with these people.
I wonder if it is like character creation in an RPG, 5 minutes to elect a new pope and then the rest of the time is time they need to think of a name.
I always try to imagine the process of deciding, and it’s hard to take it seriously.
“Carnidal Donatello has done some great work for the church, and the nuns really like him.”
“Yes, sure, I agree with you there. However, I think that Mortimer has been much closer to God. I saw him the other day – Mortimer, that is, not God – and I swear he was radiating with light.”
“Mortimer truly does radiate with light, but that may have been due to his proximity to the CNPP back in '86, and might explain his extra appendages… You’ve certainly been quiet through these deliberations, Marco. What are your thoughts on the matter?”
“Me? Oh. Well… I kind of like Bill.”
Pope Bob.
I thought the last one was American. This one’s north American?
People are really overlooking that he’s 69 and nice.
He has a past:
Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost
https://www.snapnetwork.org/cardinal_prevost_never_investigated_abuse_claims_alleged_victims_say
https://www.pillarcatholic.com/p/whats-going-on-in-cardinal-prevosts
Ok, so maybe not nice.
