A bit older but something I didn’t see until now showing how US Republicans are just the worst and the dumbestas Canadian tourism is DOA.
Republicans. If they aren’t threatening to secede from the United States, they’re pretending that everyone else wants to join the United States.
Not sure this guy understands that if that actually happened, no Republican would ever win the presidency again, and the House and Senate would instantly flip to the Democrats.
Cute of you to assume “Canada” would be given states rights. No no no my friend. At worst we’d be a Guam, or a Puerto Rico. With no political power whatsoever. At best, we’d be a neverending insurgency fought in the tree line.
Did that tree just call me a hoser?
I’m Canadian and I’m not confident most Canadians would vote democrat
That’s disheartening. I’ve been under the impression that even most of your conservatives generally find Republicans to be completely cuckoo. Is that not the case?
Not voting Democrat doesn’t automatically mean yes voting Republican, after all, more parties are legally allowed…right?
Unfortunately, we have a first-past-the-post election system in most of the country (a very few places have ranked-choice). What that means is that most of the time, voting for anyone besides a Democrat or a Republican amounts to throwing your vote away.
Kang or Kudos.
MB would be a swing state that leans left, SK would be 55:45 R, AB would be 70:30 R, ON would be a bellwether swing state like NY was for centuries. QC, the coastals, and the Arctics would be blue states.
I mostly agree but I’d say AB would be closer to 90:10 R. I’ve got family and friends there and it’s very conservative. I don’t actually know a single liberal Albertan.
The rest is spot on though.
For context, we don’t have a single state that is 80:20 R. WV/WY are the closest we have, and even then it’s basically 70:30.
The most recent federal election here was 92% conservative in Alberta
That’s only because the farmers here are stupid, but that sadly seems to be the case for most uneducated people.
You clearly don’t know anyone from the capital city.
~20% would vote Trump, about 95% of Alberta.
And America would start winning a lot more Hockey tournaments.
Oh I think you are way too optimistic.
Speaking as a Manitoban, “Fuck the fuck off.”
Maybe this is some sort of US government plan to make it so Americans wont be allowed to flee to Canada. Its like the Handmaid’s tale only if we make it over the river into Canada the Canadian border patrol will grab us and toss us back onto US soil.
I counter offer. Fuck off and go salute your fascist, child rapist felon rump. After the violence that ice has been doing to every day people while most of you americans sit around watching youtube and twitch while regular people are being murdered by their own makes me ill. Well there is a couple of things the average american does well. Apathy and avarice.
Keep track of the Canadians going to America for fun while fascists rule.
These people are idiots.
Hey buddy, why don’t you make like a tree and fuck off
I think we should stop calling them republicans and call them what they really are. Confederates!
Or maybe traitors
Any US state would be lucky to be invited to join Canada instead. For the poutine and less war crimes alone.
Less war crimes these days.
Those sap sucking, puck slapping, monsters of the north INVENTED war crimes!
Would you like another tin of beans?
I was more pissed off when I saw this 2 months ago, less so when I saw it again last month. I’m not saying it shouldn’t be posted, but this is a repost and old news. At least highlight the date in the submission.
Kindly get fucked, eh
Join me and together we can rule the galaxy.
Expressions uttered by Sith Lords and MAGA Republicans.
File an international arrest order for insurrection. Maybe he’ll never leave the hole he lives in, but if…
“Donny, look at me! Look, I did a thing, just like you! Surely this will get me an appreciative troot from you? Oh Donny, boost my career!”
I wonder how serious other countries will take American refugee status after we start WWIII over the currency crashing?
