Warnings of Iran Invasion Grow as US to Send Up to 5,000 Marines, Sailors to Middle East
“It’s not like we have troops on the ground.”
So far, we have been able to weasel out of every definition of war. I’m curious to see how that changes with boots on the ground.
Dude, just like Russia, it is a special operation.
It’s a war. Call it what it is and not what the politicians tell you it is. Fuck their definitions. People are dying.
Oh I agree 100 percent. I’m also not worried about what politicians call it. I only want to see the administration defend their many broken laws in a court room one day.
I know. I got jokes.
Never forgive. Never forget. This admin forever deserves our contempt.
Every single republican is complicit by not voting to impeach.
The US President and the US ministry of war have called it a war many times already. They call it a war pretty much all the time. If someone is still not calling it for what it is then they‘re probably high on Russian propaganda and didn‘t read the script. Again, the US president started a war to distract from his disastrous polling numbers and he doesn‘t even try to hide it. Unlike his close relationship to Jeffrey Epstein.
i mean, we haven been to war since wwii. i’m just surprised no-one has noticed before this.
Let’s be honest here, it’s a war. You don’t get to massively bomb another country without it being a war. And every piece of international law says so. The American government might disagree, but it is a war.
Well you see, you’re not technically in Iran if you have boot between yourself and the soil.
It’s fucking grim how predictable all of this is.
And they are mugging us off as if we can’t see exactly what this is.
Looks like they changed up the headline on you:
“Warnings of Iran Invasion Grow as US to Send Up to 5,000 Marines, Sailors to Middle East”
We require the headlines to match, but I always give a reasonable amount of time to fix it before we pull the post.
Thanks, fixed
There is literally no way this can end badly
“Put these seeds in your pockets so at least sunflowers will grow when you all lie down here.”
Its not a war until Trump announces the invasion to reporters while playing golf.
And he must finish the announcement with “Now watch this drive”.
As is tradition for invading middle eastern countries.
That is the protocol.
Trump can only wish he were as slick as Bush
If we can get Trump to say “Now watch this drive” then maybe things won’t be too bad…
How does one say: “America is beyond fucked” but in MAGAt speak?
Long live the draft yanks. This is Vietnam, but way worse and just like Vietnam, you’ll loose this fucking war as well, because for all your chest thumping, you absolutely suck at war.
Anything to protect a pedophile and the rest of the Epstein class I suppose.
Billionaires will nuke the world before giving up power.
It’s true. USA hasn’t won its own war since their Civil one, if that counts. They’ve been on the side of victors in other people’s wars, but not for any skill other than being able to build shit and ship it over quick.
This is the standard play. Big show of bravado at the start, realise it’ll take more, troops go in, yada yada yada, USA loss.
US to Send Up to 5,000
Marinesbodies for the grinder to IranThat’s gonna be a monstruos cluster fuck. Iran is not Venezuela. They’ve been preparing for this for a long time. Iran geography is no joke neither. And getting near the cost for deployment…
Oh hey it’s that time again
I thought for sure this would be “Bomb Iran” or “BYOB”, but Tom Lehrer is a welcome surprise XD
Here’s hoping for a spike in coffins draped in American flags
Maybe a new flag could be designed and made especially for them. A gold one with the words “Lol, I died to distract you all from the Epstein files!”
Or something like that.
It’s Vietnam all over again.
WRONG. Iran is desert, not jungle, dumbass.
(I hope it’s clear I’m being silly at you. Because I am. Being silly at you.)
Well, Iran is almost 5x the size of Vietnam;
it’s government has been in existence for almost 50 years, or maybe almost twice the time that Vietnam was independent in 1975;
there is no “South Iran”;
and Moscow and Beijing have been getting along for these past few decades;
unlike boomers and those older, young men haven’t been drafted for 50 years;
oh, and LBJ dropped out of the 1968 primaries before his 70th birthday, and Nixon resigned at 61, after he went to China and signed a SALT treaty with the USSR;
but aside from all of that, it will be pretty much like Vietnam.
Persia is also the 2nd oldest civilization that survives until today, after China. I think they know how to fight in their land better than anyone else.
Vietnam v2.0: Iraq
Vietnam v.3.0: Afghanistan
Vietnam v.4.0: Iran
Then sucking will continue until the Americans learn!
Battle group, USS Tripoli, is 2400 marines and 2600 sailors spread around 5-8 ships.
Iran will heavily commit to a Waterloo event, and 99-1 that will be outcome if they go beyond Oman, and they are still strikable in Oman.
Desert people in their desert.
They are severely underestimated.
