• DupaCycki@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    He’s been rejected by everybody he’s ever met. That’s probably why he’s a rapist and a predator.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    Trump finally reaping what he sows. Or, to put it more succinctly for my contemporary peers…he found out!

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    7 hours ago

    “hey, you, fuck you! also, I’ll take your shit. also, come help me pls! but also, fuck you.” - tronald dump

  • dellish@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    “Guys! GUYS! You really depend on the oil that flows through the Strait so come and help me open it!”

    “But your actions closed it in the first place.”

    “OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WON’T HELP! :`(”

    Fuck me, this is what international politics and diplomacy have become.

  • kreskin@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    NATO is a defensive alliance, not to be invoked when you get bribed by the zionists to start a war you cant finish. Our NATO allies owe us nothing in this situation but lawsuits for US/Israeli terrorism and destroying the oil markets.

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    12 hours ago

    He’s being"rejected" by a group that he has spent the last year shitting on?

    Gee, what a surprise…

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    15 hours ago

    Reads like a text chat between an incel and a woman on the internet.


    Trump: You are stupid. You are ugly and fat. I’m so much better than you ever will be and also fuck all our agreements. Null and void. And you owe me $13.47 for that coffee I paid for.

    Them: stares confused . Then watches their economies be negatively impacted by trump.

    Trump: hey we are buddies right? Come help me bomb civilians.

    Them: no thanks.

    Trump: you are a stupid fat ugly bitch and I don’t need you anyway.

    Trump (next day): how’s it going? . So when are you deploying your troops to help out at the straight?

    Them: blocks trump

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      15 hours ago

      Yup. It’s really as simple as that. Trump is a sociopathic abuser, and the macro version of that is essentially the same as the micro.

  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    “Mum. MUM. MUMMMMMMMMM!”
    “WHAT?”
    “Clean me. I’ve did a whoops in my pants.”
    “Again? Oh FFS.”

    two minutes later

    “MUMMMMMMM.”
    WHAT?
    “Clean me. I’ve done another whoopsy. It stinks.”
    “NO, clean up your own mess.”
    “OMG, THIS IS SO UNFAIR. I’M GOING TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO TELL THE WORLD HOW YOU WON’T CLEAN UP MY SHIT!”

  • CircaV@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    Literally no official channel from the US has asked NATO. (Rage tweets are not official) The US was not attacked so it can’t invoke article 5. No one from NATO needs to help this American war adventurism.

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      12 hours ago

      No one from NATO needs to help this American war adventurism.

      Further to that, they all recognize the folly of the whole thing and don’t want to get mired in the disaster that Trump has triggered.