• TransNeko@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Let me guess… Trump’s offer: Iran hands over all oil rights and lets Trump rape as many children as he wants in exchange for “peace” while Trump gets to bomb more schoolgirls when he can’t get is little pecker to rise.

  • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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    14 hours ago

    The only plan I would show up to negotiate is one where Trump has to show up in a suicide vest to the negotiation table and the remote is already under the Iranian negotiators control.

    Otherwise you’re just going to your own death.

  • cmbabul@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    He’s literally just trying to protect the stock market. Once the reality of this war both hits the tickers and the price at the pump things are gonna get really wild

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      21 hours ago

      We got like a weeks worth of extra oil in the system from the releases of the US and Euro strategic reserves. They released like 570M barrels combined, the Bendy of Hormuz accounts for like 20m barrel a day. The Bendy has been closed for 4 weeks, let’s say 20% is still getting through or going through alternative pipelines. That means that after 36 days of closure, those reserves are gone. Approximately one more week…

      Oil prices are going to be wild come April.

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    1 day ago

    No one reasonable would trust anything the Trump administration promises. It is going to be exceptionally hard to convince them that this time is any different from any of the previous broken promises.

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      1 day ago

      Not only that but it needs to also be negotiated with Isreal who routinely assassinates / attempts to assassinate people that they are negotiating with and who has shown that the term “cease fire” is meaningless.