Let’s just declare victory after losing!
Reopening Strait of Hormuz Not Vital to Ending Iran War
Then may I ask what is exactly?
A secret third thing ;)
You won’t know secret third thing, it goes to another war in Canada.
You leave Canada out of this we’re doing our best to stay out ourselves
TACO Trump Tuesday strikes again. Trump makes threats, those he’s threatening laugh at him, mock him and ignore the deadline, Trump chickens out and tries to make up something else to hide the fact he’s failed.
He really doesnt understand the global markets are interconnected and prices rising on inputs to American products due to logistics costs are the least of our worries.
He really doesnt understand
ima stop you there only because anything after is extraneous. ;-)
Dumbest student in business school, waddaya expect?
Retaining Saigon not vital to ending the Vietnam war.
well that is a relief… now all the US service men being sent to the meat grinder will die to attempt to reopen a Strait that is not even vital to the war effort
As sacrifice to the great state of Israel
TACO
“The full reopening of the Strait is something the Administration is working towards, but the core objectives of the operation have been clearly defined for the American people by the Commander in Chief,” Leavitt said.
No the fuck they haven’t. He doesn’t even know himself other than whatever Israel said to do, otherwise they’ll release the videos of him raping children.
When those videos hit the web, everyone will know the people who supported him. We will never let them forget, nor will we let others be ignorant of what they did.
Sure they have - Baby gets what Baby wants. If baby wants the objectives of a war to be Iran sends him a cool fire truck to play with, that’s how he defines “winning” the war that day.
Maybe he needs a 2nd gold-plated jumbo jet?
You know, I’m not even sure I’ve heard a straight line about what exactly they’re trying to do and what precipitated starting the war.
There’s been talk about wanting regime change and halting the Iranian nuclear program. But both of those things have been around for what, like 20 years? And the nuclear deal was being worked out over a decade age before trump threw a fit and ripped it up.
Most wars have a very clear “they did this to us so we have to do this to them in order to secure… blah blah blah.” But with Iran we didn’t really get that. I just woke up one day and the headlines were “surprise, he started another war in the Middle East, checkout this new TikTok trend”
At least bush had the intelligence to lie about WMDs. Trump just threw a fit and seems hell bent on collapsing the global economy for no reason other than the US hasn’t been bombing as many brown people as it once did.
Trump just threw a fit and seems hell bent on collapsing the global economy for no reason other than the US hasn’t been bombing as many brown people as it once did.
I don’t think it’s just because “brown people bad”. I think his goal is to crash the global economy so he and his buddies (controllers) such as Miller, Vought, Kevin Roberts, Thiel, Andreeson, Musk, aka the technofascists (a la Curtis Yarvin), can get their hands in the system from the ground up to extract even more value from everyone and further control pretty much all of society.
Leavitt signaled that Trump may achieve those objectives by mid-April. “The Pentagon has always stated four to six weeks as an estimated timeline for Operation Epic Fury,” Leavitt said in the White House briefing room. “We’re on day 30 today—you do the math.”
My math says it’s taking y’all a lot longer than you fooled yourselves into thinking.
In May: … was always a 6 month timeline for Operation [
Epstein Files] Epic FuryHang on, I’m busy trying to solve another math problem.
Does anyone know what 3 – 1497 is? I’m really bogged down on this one.
The MAGA US needs to lose this one.
Trump already has lost. There’s a Khomeni in charge of the country who is even more hardline than the last with a long queue of replacements should he get killed, they’ve not surrendered, they’re not negotiating and they’re only letting through ships they choose to. They’re still firing missiles at every Arab nation with a US base in it as well as at Israel. They’re still selling their oil. And now the Iran supported Houtis in Yemen have kicked off too, also lobbing missiles at Israel and threatening closing off the Bab al Mandab Strait which is the access to the Red Sea that’ll cut off access to the western oil pipelines Saudi Arabia has.
For what it’s worth, the Houthis are quiet now.
I read a rumor that the Saudis paid them off.
5D chess. It’s all part of the plan. . . or something. Oh look - a scary immigrant!
Done and done. This was admitting defeat.
Somehow whatever he can’t do, or doesn’t benefit him, magically doesn’t matter! It’s like a superpower!
If you spend billions and end up with that path blocked, I don’t think you can say you “won”.
Of course you can finish the war capitulating or losing too.
I’m starting to think either Trump or his acolytes don’t really think.
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you can say you “won”.
He didn’t say it, he declared it!
We did it!
Let’s celebrate at Epstein’s… Oh wait
This “Trump” fellow may not be the genius he purports to be
America is good at not admitting they lost a war. Just ask any war since ww2.
Ending any war isn’t their goal. We are the single largest arms manufacturer and seller on the planet. Our economy is war. This whole machine supports our pillaging and our governments priority is spending tax dollars for weapons from their clubs companies, then they turn around to the construction side of the club and give their friends contracts to repair everything they destroyed. Wait 20 years and rinse and repeat.
Mass murder for profit is our country’s legacy.
This is a bit different. There’s no profit to be had getting high on your own supply.
It’s not though. The people benefiting are not the ones paying…
I mean for “America” but yes. Obviously the weapons companies are having a field day.
There is when you turn policy decisions into a failing casino that you’re burning down for cash.
Depends who “you” are of course.
In WW2 they fought against 20% of a Wehrmacht that was already functionally broken by the Soviet Union.
And almost every war before ww2
The guy throwing military parades for himself capitulates and leaves Europe to clean up the mess. Much Wow
“Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately ‘Open for Business,’ we will conclude our lovely ‘stay’ in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island,” Trump wrote in a social media post.
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/trump-again-warns-iran-open-strait-hormuz-2026-03-30/
Hell of a reaction to something that is not vital.
Operation taco teusday is a great success. We all agree. Congrats everyone. Wheres that George Bush “Mission Accomplished!” banner? Now that we’ve won lets get our fearsome ICE agents to cover our military’s retreat. *cough I mean victorious tactical redeployment back to the homeland of freedom.
ICE already have a full set of tactical military gear anyway, and punisher patches and everything. They just need some rubber rafts and a push into the strait to finish the Iranians off. They did so well at the airports, its time to unleash their epic fury. No rules of engagement!
