Code laundering
Claundering?
Claudering?
E: It’s just the same as “to google” at this point.
Clodering?
Claubbering
Fauxgramming
Ooh, that’s good.
Slop coding.
Crap coding
“Aggressively de-skilling while simultaneously shitting out tech debt”
Doesn’t roll off the tongue as well, though.
“Slopping”
plagiarism as a service
PaaS
The egg dyeing company is gonna sue your ass. https://youtu.be/U0LzsThR2eI
Autoclanking
I like that one!
Yeah we just say clankering
Clankers gonna clank
Tech debt
Slopspreading
Slopping.
I hate that… It’s perfect.
muck spreading might also work imo
isn’t vibe coding a term that comes from the ai bros themselves first? We would’ve used slop coding lol
You think he just needs to reclaim it?
Yeah, but the real developers regard it with disdain. I guess he thinks its only an image problem and a rebrand will fix it.
Shit coding?
fuckin’ Clown Code.
Code Vomit.
This is just so fitting.
I keep getting merge requests now from people that their whole job to date had been too scared by the syntax to try coding.
It’s almost always a shotgun of way too many lines of code changed for a small thing, often with horrible side effects that would be unacceptable.
Someone wanted to tweak the CSS layout of one element, what should have been a one line change. The pull request had hundreds of css changes, basically touching everything. Clearly the model had started changing things and he kept saying it didn’t do it yet until finally it did and it never rolled back anything it did, including many of the rules being repeated 5 times in a row in the same place…
They felt like AI was making them so helpful because they could submit a code change directly instead of just asking for what they want. They proudly said “AI told me:” and then explain the brilliance of the AI finding. One time the AI finding was addressed over 6 months prior, the AI never thought to update the software, but instead proposed a really crap workaround that would have failed to cover a whole class of similar scenarios while simultaneously imposing crazy side effects on scenarios that weren’t tested.
I can use AI too, please just send me what you would have sent to the AI, and if AI can do it, I could use the AI. If you think the AI will figure out how you are using something wrong and don’t want to bother/wait for a human to help, fine, but if it gets to what it thinks is a software bug, just rewind and start from your problem statement when you come to me…
Fraud coding.
They vibe code Claude code. So I can see why.
Sloperating?
- Subscription coding.
- It looks like you’re writing an app. Can I help you with that?
- CrappyCodey
- Clueless coding
- Klutz code
- Mañana coding
- Brain-free coding
- Developerless development
- Self-driving systems
- Humanity-free development
- If claude can do this it can replace management next
- Claude codepirated
- Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
- AI pwned
- I never really understood the codebase in the first place
- Blagger’s code
- I’m so much more valuable to my employer now that I’ve outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.
Clueless coding is the perfect term.
