The beatings will continue until morale improves.
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I beat you with until you follow my ruttin’ commands!
Okay Jayne…
A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything
This was my first thought and I knew if I scrolled I’d find it.
In his memo, Zuckerberg predicted that even more difficult days could be ahead for the company, despite vowing to hold off on any future layoffs for the rest of the year.
“Given the complexity of these changes, we’ve made mistakes and will almost certainly make more,” he admitted.
“I will certainly make more mistakes that you will have to pay for, but I can promise you you will probably not be laid off for at least six months.”
He’s just announcing the next wave of layoffs for the Christmas holidays.
Do you honestly believe he is going to stick to the moratorium?
Id sooner believe he tasks AI-zuckerberg to lay them off.
technically I didn’t lay anyone off.
„Many of you will be laid off but that’s a sacrifice I‘m willing to make“
I knew that someone will comment that 😂😂😂
It’s because when you write assholes well, assholes can’t help but deliver.
Zuck Brannigan
“I’m going to make a bunch of mistakes that will cost the company a lot of money and will cost many of you your jobs. But fret not, because I will experience zero consequences for this and will continue to deserve millions for being so smart and taking on all the risk.”
vowing to hold off on any future layoffs
He didn’t say anything about holding off past layoffs. Get ready for some retroactive shitcanning.
Desperate to recreate that startup atmosphere and stop everyone thinking about how they work for an evil data collection machine.
It’s almost like the place is run by psychopaths and narcissists.
…almost?
Totally thought this was an Onion headline
“The beatings will continue until morale improves”
If all the employees got together and picked a special day, perhaps something symbolic like the the 4th of july, and picked their favorite command to run perhaps
rm -rf /. That sort of team building is great for moral and it also benefits society.Not the onion? Huh…
Oh hey, it’s my cake day? I had no idea.
The beatings will continue until moral improves.
There’s a big difference between moral and morale.
Oh my call the grammar nazis I mispselled a word.
From what I’ve seen on Blind (yeah yeah I know…) it’s an absolute shitshow over there now.
Couldn’t happen to a better company.
What did you see on blind?
(Blind is an anonymous shitposting board where people can only see the company you work for, not your name)
No better fun than fascist mandated fun!
Now, fun faster pleebs!
Why aren’t you having fun!? I specifically requested it!
They should offer them a Music Dance Experience with Defiant Jazz.
