Hahaha, over at Coney Island we have a theater cat named Sideshow Cat. He has crashed my acts more than once. Sometimes during shows we’d open the curtains early between acts only to reveal a sole cat sitting in the middle of the stage. That cat gets more applause than any individual performer, rightfully so. Hes a little bitch but we love him.

Lucky that cat didn’t crash Taming of the Shrew.