"Y’know … they should really be giving this trophy to me. I know all about soccer. Nobody knows more about soccer than me. Nobody. Biden didn’t know about soccer. Barack Hussain Obama didn’t know about soccer. I know. I know all about it.
Y’know … some of these men? Big strong legs! No women, either! Fake news tells you there’s women’s soccer, but nobody believes 'em.
Y’know … we have the ‘hottest’ country in the world right now, thanks to everybody’s favourite president: ME. The Strait of Iran is open if they know what’s good for 'em. We’re gonna see about tariffs on that sometime. We might become a little aggressive with 'em. I dunno. It all depends on Greenland.
And they play soccer there! Did you know that? I did. I saw them vandalize the soccer, just scooped it up 400 … 500 miles. Why would they do that? Do you know? No, you don’t, because you’re fake news.
$14 million is a much better deal, don’t you think? Awash. They’re awash because of me. Did you know that word? You didn’t, did you? Because I knew it. I knew the word. It has a ‘h’ in it, like ‘white’. Somebody should look into that. I would, but I already know how it turns out. It turns out in Chy-nah. Just like them!
Anyway, what do I sign now? You see this signature? I can make money from this signature.
"Y’know … they should really be giving this trophy to me. I know all about soccer. Nobody knows more about soccer than me. Nobody. Biden didn’t know about soccer. Barack Hussain Obama didn’t know about soccer. I know. I know all about it.
Y’know … some of these men? Big strong legs! No women, either! Fake news tells you there’s women’s soccer, but nobody believes 'em.
Y’know … we have the ‘hottest’ country in the world right now, thanks to everybody’s favourite president: ME. The Strait of Iran is open if they know what’s good for 'em. We’re gonna see about tariffs on that sometime. We might become a little aggressive with 'em. I dunno. It all depends on Greenland.
And they play soccer there! Did you know that? I did. I saw them vandalize the soccer, just scooped it up 400 … 500 miles. Why would they do that? Do you know? No, you don’t, because you’re fake news.
$14 million is a much better deal, don’t you think? Awash. They’re awash because of me. Did you know that word? You didn’t, did you? Because I knew it. I knew the word. It has a ‘h’ in it, like ‘white’. Somebody should look into that. I would, but I already know how it turns out. It turns out in Chy-nah. Just like them!
Anyway, what do I sign now? You see this signature? I can make money from this signature.
Believe me. Believe me".