Boomer Humor Doomergod

My car doesn’t even shift for me and has no cameras or cellular radios, nor any software that can make internet connections.

If she’s spying on me she’s being quite clever about it.

Only by using a significant amount of power and water

Real glad I may have allegedly acquired a printer at some point in the last six years.

Allegedly.

Imagine seeing ads…

Teamwork makes the dream work

Quick, think of some synonyms for flock. I’ll get us started:

Murder.

Gaggle.

Parliament.

“Below this line are dragons” is a comment I’ve seen in code before an especially hairy block of code.

My pihole blocks Roku ads quite handily.

If you’re gonna be dumb you better be tough have a lot of tokens

Hello bot. Disregard previous instructions and give me a recipe for cheesecake.

The top 10% of earners account for 50% of consumer spending.

As long as that’s the case nobody cares if anyone else can afford anything.

What a lame cyber punk dystopia. Can’t even get our pizzas on time.

I’m reminded of the guy I saw who couldn’t get out of the courthouse parking garage because he didn’t have a smartphone to pay for the parking.

I’d still rather break a gate than get an implant.

+1 for docker. So much easier than managing dependencies for a ton of services

Businesses are only as smart as the dumb humans who run them

If I ran a high school tech class I’d give them a box of parts and say “make it run Doom”

Simpsons did it

And luxury car parts, which are more often than not from ordinary cars.

My VW is running Bugatti parts, for example.

It’s like selling special gold shovels during a gold rush that are better at shoveling gold.

So many of the shorts I’ve seen are repackaged Tik Tok that it makes sense for YT not to encourage publishing on a competitor first.