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5 months agoI’m happy sometimes. But only if I’m too drunk to remember our state government but sober enough to remember all the delicious barbecue and Tex Mex around me.


I’m happy sometimes. But only if I’m too drunk to remember our state government but sober enough to remember all the delicious barbecue and Tex Mex around me.


And the kid. And shot the dog. And likely deported the neighbor.
“Give me the fantasy villain trust-fund baby look.”
“I got you, fam”