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the cashew calling the macadamia nuts
Is it sad that I had to double check it wasn’t The Onion?
haven’t you heard? the Onion has given up on satire, now they’re just reporting the news.
…Are cashews not not nuts?
(that’s the joke… they’re both nuts…)
TIL, cashews do, actually, have a shell!
Technically, cashew’s are drupes… I had to look it up. They’re used as nuts culinarilly, so whatever.
Apparently, they’re the dangly bits hanging from a false-fruit known as a “cashew apple”
(yeah. um. I’m not going to be getting that image out of my head any time soon. look it up if you want.)
Yeah, that part I knew, but it turns out, in addition to having an accessory fruit, they also have a shell!
unripe cashews calling the unripe mangos.
24 hours he said. He could end the war in 24 hours. All he has to do is talk tough and Putin would bow to his flabby pasty white biceps! Anyone who doesn’t recognize this as 100% pure bullshit should pull their head out of Trump’s fat ass and have their it examined.
I think we are getting close to the 24 hours that war will end in.
Trump is going to clearly keep his word again, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA!
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Dude has had his mouth permanently attached to Putin’s crotch for close to a decade. This is either him trying to save face or straight up bullshit.
Eh, a few days from now Trump will say something like “I had an amazing call with Putin. He is a great guy, Ukraine should surrender now”. Dude can’t remember what he said yesterday.
Over a decade. I can remember him during the bush administration praising him.
He’s been in the Russians pockets since the '80s
Evidence is mounting.
Think Wrestlemania dialog. Theatrics. All of it.
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He got what he wanted. He probably got intelligence that either Putin is getting out of power one way or another.
“he’s no longer the sensitive man and caring lover that I used to know”
This is what Trump does: the wildest takes non-stop, beyond of what anyone considers decent, but if the polls clearly show that he’s falling out of favor, he’s always ready to make a U-turn, and brag about it.
Fuck this guy. I’m glad he did in this case, but this is no way to run a country. Also, he’s still shitting on Zelensky.
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Putin is a piece of shit.
Both people named in the headline are shits.
So is the great clown Krasnow the Orange.
“Look at this guy. He’s CRAZY!” - Crazy person.
Yeah there’s something very ironic about this quote:
“I’ve always had a very good relationship with Vladimir Putin of Russia, but something has happened to him,” Trump said.
Sounds like business went sour. Perhaps Trump thinks he’s invulnerable to a polonium doorknob now he’s President so he’s gonna take some cheap shots because his peace deal didn’t go his way
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It’s projection again? I’m surprised he’s shit taking daddy.
Sanction, trade embargoes, and military aid to save human lives speak louder than whining on social media. Whining on social media costs lives.
Ah, projecting again…
Why I have to believe him? He lies all day long, even the deal he mad with UK is a lie!
This playbook has become nothing but words of nothing.I mean I don’t need to believe him to know vlad is an insane mother fucker with hopes of colonizing large swaths of Europe and maybe even elsewhere
Takes one to know one!
Would be convient if Vladdy pushed him out a window
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