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minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up119·2 months agothe cashew calling the macadamia nuts
minus-squarehondaguy97386@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 months agoIs it sad that I had to double check it wasn’t The Onion?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·2 months agohaven’t you heard? the Onion has given up on satire, now they’re just reporting the news.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months ago(that’s the joke… they’re both nuts…)
minus-squareAqarius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoTIL, cashews do, actually, have a shell!
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoTechnically, cashew’s are drupes… I had to look it up. They’re used as nuts culinarilly, so whatever. Apparently, they’re the dangly bits hanging from a false-fruit known as a “cashew apple” (yeah. um. I’m not going to be getting that image out of my head any time soon. look it up if you want.)
minus-squareAqarius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYeah, that part I knew, but it turns out, in addition to having an accessory fruit, they also have a shell!
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agounripe cashews calling the unripe mangos.
the cashew calling the macadamia nuts
Is it sad that I had to double check it wasn’t The Onion?
haven’t you heard? the Onion has given up on satire, now they’re just reporting the news.
…Are cashews not not nuts?
(that’s the joke… they’re both nuts…)
TIL, cashews do, actually, have a shell!
Technically, cashew’s are drupes… I had to look it up. They’re used as nuts culinarilly, so whatever.
Apparently, they’re the dangly bits hanging from a false-fruit known as a “cashew apple”
(yeah. um. I’m not going to be getting that image out of my head any time soon. look it up if you want.)
Yeah, that part I knew, but it turns out, in addition to having an accessory fruit, they also have a shell!
unripe cashews calling the unripe mangos.