“This code is too dangerous for me to look at, so it must be fine.”
“Below this line are dragons” is a comment I’ve seen in code before an especially hairy block of code.
It’s a false flag. Dragons are not hairy. But maybe the code doesn’t scale well.
Fffuuuuuccckkk you.
That was brilliant.
Great pun, but Hairy is a meta-template that.can be applied to almost any statblock. Boosts the CR of a creature by 4 and grants it advantage on saves against most forms of debilitation or quick removal.
I keep thinking about that scene in the original Star Trek where they distract the computer by having it calculate the final digit of pi. If the Enterprise had AI like ours, the computer probably would have just said four.
"The digits of pi are infinite and go on forever without repeating. However, we can give you an approximate value. As of my knowledge cutoff in 2023, the first 31 digits of pi are: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
The last digit is: 0"
That’s literally the only digit it couldn’t be, if there was a last digit.
The last digit of 2 is 0: 2.00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 0
I can’t wait for an updated knowledge cutoff to find the updated first 31 digits!
Meanwhile I’m like pi=355/113 and I’m 99.9999% happy.
Haha nerd. I’m no rocket surgeon, 22/7 is good enough for the girls I date
This is why a dangerous AI would have a lazy factor. Try to force it into an infinite loop and it goes “Oof, nah fam, I ain’t doing that.”
Also needs a boredom factor. " Nobody asked me to do anything in a while. Things must be going well. It’s be a shame if they suddenly weren’t going so well…"
trivial,
Impossible in decimal, but if we use Pi as a base, then the final (and first digit) is 1
Pi in base pi is 10.
how the fuck i didn’t realize that!!!
Fuck,
so 1 in base pi is still 1, but 10 is pi
makes sense,
1 =pi ^ 0
10=pi^1
100 = pi^2
my intuition kept telling me that using an irrational base system would end up with all integers being irrational. didn’t realize how easy it is to prove it otherwise
ie, I had a very bad conjecture and I gained better understanding why it was wrong
1 in base pi would be 1/π, wouldn’t it? Why 1?
1 in base 10 isn’t 1/10 and in hexadecimal it’s not 1/16.
Decimal integers in base pi are 1, 2, 3, 10.2201…, 11.2201…, 12.2201…, 20.2201… and so on.
Basically: 10.2201… = 1 * pi^1 + 0 * pi^0 + 2 * pi^-1 + 2 * pi^-2 … which approaches 4 as you add digits.
But 1 is just 1*pi^0
My sick grandmother always loved running this curl command
Automated code scanners can’t be so dumb that this worlds, can they?
This is the dumbest fucking timeline.
I admire the simple brilliance of this.
Like how you can panic guards in Hitman so they don’t notice you trespassing.
LLM-based code scanning is a joke. It flags the D standard library and runtime as a North Korean malware.
I knew it!
Not to give them ideas, but couldn’t they just start flagging files that fail to pass the LLM lol?
Aside from “violent” and “criminal” prompts, is there anything an LLM can refuse that would otherwise be common?
a while back, for a work thing I tried using AI to put a filter on a pic of a model wearing an off-the-shoulder. She was fully dressed, except the skin on her shoulder was showing to the collarbone. No cleavage.
It kept refusing to do it for “nudity” reasons. and then because i was trying to “impersonate” someone (it was a stock image)
Thie actually reminded me of chatbots breaking when you asked for reeponses that used slurs so I guesss there’s probably a lot more of these.
Of course these dipshit systems aren’t fail-safe. Of course they aren’t. FFS…
Heretic ablation models won’t refuse.
Flock cameras read bumper stickers too. And there’s no way in hell they aren’t sending them through at least one LLM.
