Elon, a pedophile? The guy who, out of absolutely nowhere, accused the guy who saved all those kids from certain watery death of pedophilia?
Wait… No… He couldn’t be projecting. Who could have seen this coming? Certainly not nearly all of us… Not nearly every single person with critical thinking skills.
No… We’re all mistaken.
Elon, the guy who sent multiple incredibly sad emails all but begging “please let me come over and party on your child sex island Mr Epstein I promise I’m cool”? That Elon?
And to top it off, he sent those emails out on Christmas morning instead of spending time with his 40 children.
Is this the same Elon who made an AI powered child porn generator? That Elon is a pedophile? You don’t say
Elon, a pedophile? The guy who, out of absolutely nowhere, accused the guy who saved all those kids from certain watery death of pedophilia?
Wait, I don’t think think I heard about this one, what happened?
Wait… Pam Bondi is IN the Epstein files?
Did it say that? I thought it just mentioned her cause she was responsible for releasing the files.
Ah; it just said she appeared before the panel in the investigation. That makes more sense.
Didn’t she help bury cases during her stint as Florida AG?
The good news is that this could be a sweetheart deal because he sang like a canary.
